I stared at my screen, stunned. The charming, polite man from last night had turned into something else entirely—petty, manipulative, and disturbingly entitled.
I texted Mia immediately: You’re not going to believe this. Within seconds, she called me. As soon as I read the email out loud, she shouted, “Oh my god, he’s insane! Don’t respond.” She hung up and called Chris.
Apparently, Chris was just as furious. Together, they decided to respond—but not the way Eric expected. They drafted a “mock invoice” in return, charging him for “making someone uncomfortable,” “performing unpaid emotional labor of de-escalation,” and “acting like a walking red flag.” They sent it to him with the note: Payment due immediately. Late fees include being blocked and publicly mocked.
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That’s when Eric unraveled. His messages started flooding in—first defensive, then angry, then pitiful. He accused me of “taking advantage of his generosity,” said I “owed him respect,” and finally shifted into self-pity about how “nice guys always finish last.”
I didn’t reply. I blocked his number, his email, everything. Mia and Chris cut him off completely too.
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